just come out here and I will go home with you...
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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