why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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