i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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