He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
