Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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