BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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