I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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