so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
