i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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