i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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