WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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