Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
