party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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