I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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