it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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