I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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