Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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