i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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