That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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