Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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