You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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