chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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