it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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