ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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