She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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