That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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