I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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