and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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