How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
