yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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