it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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