I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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