so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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