his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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