dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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