I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm like, not good at living.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
