You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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