wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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