STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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