can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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