No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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