Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
should my penis look like a turkey
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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