I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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