Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i was born a porn star she said
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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