If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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