So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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