My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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