Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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