if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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