I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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