The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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